Let's Rap about Rap News Dude... Tom Macdonald Voted Best Artist of the Year Via the Bizzarro World, 1984 Style, Wild, Rules of Inversion and Ass Backwards Spin, on the Counter Culture, with Counter Top Like, Static, Lack of Spin, But Still a Movement, from a Spine that Bends, But Won't Break from Fake Wins, In the Rolling Stone Rag for Wiped Ass, Then Found In the Trash Bin
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https://youtu.be/VEMB8iAKago "She got a little butt, so what?" Is the hook of a radio rap song and Tom is the worst thing out there, huh? Yes, social commentary that isn't left of Moa is vapid and soulless compared to the championing again of the little butt women of Earth. The roots of rap are strictly partisan Democrat thus your song is bad and invalid. After all, blacks started rap and all blacks are Democrats as literally stated by Joe Biden, so, yeah. It's so fucking dumb it hurts. 🤕 Even if that tripe were literally 💯 true, it's art, and it can't be pigeonholed, but it can and always does evolve. Conservative and just anti-establishment, counter-narrative rappers, like Tom, are en vogue big time right now. It's the bees knees, ya hep cats and kittens, ya dig? Word! Even that was more with the times that this old print music rag acting all sus and such.
The party politics dynamic vs ideology ebb and flow a bit, but the underlying "taking it to the man" rap root (not the only one) is digging as deep as ever. Conservatism or anything remotely adjacent is the new counter culture, the new Punk Rick, the new Hip Hop. And you can't have the hop if ya don't have the hip. And I repeat, Rolling Stone ain't hip to shit anymore! Yeet!
The Zeitgeist surrounds them, but they can't see the forrest through the trees. Forest Gump is not a smart man and even he can see that, Jenny! What they once hated, they've now become and it's made them tone deaf, blind, and dumb.
You know, they so, fake woke, facts don't care about feelings. But they won't tell the rest of us what to believe in. Last place is well known to mean first place in this context and day and age. They say their spin doctor line and the truly awake say YAY! Fake Woke Honored by Rolling Stone as Best Song of the Year! It triggered the lockdown, mandate, forced guinea pig/no bodily autonomy crowd the most!